He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
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i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
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in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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