I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
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