based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Randomize
