we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
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I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
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You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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