Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
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Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
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I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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