Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
I bet he comes in French.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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