So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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