He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
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Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
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I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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