No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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