kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
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he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
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He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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