She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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