He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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