dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
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Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
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I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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