i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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