so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
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I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
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Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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