Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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