all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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