the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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