could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
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Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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