Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
The chlamydia really affected his face.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
