and next time when you feel me up, do it right
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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