Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
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He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
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I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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