alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
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Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
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I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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