i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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