I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Randomize