She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
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I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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