just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
