its not stalking. its research.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Congratulations! We have a period
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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