There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
i drank out of a bidet.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I love you. Go after that dick
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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