I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
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I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
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Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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