8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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