You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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