So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
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We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
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I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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