I could have mohawked her pubes.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
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I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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