I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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