her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
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well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
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Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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