I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
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All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
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They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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