New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
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Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
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I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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