The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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