whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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