i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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