I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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