So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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