i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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