i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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