I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
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No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
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I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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