On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
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Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
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I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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