Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
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it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
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So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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