so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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