Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
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