Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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