Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
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Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
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He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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