kristin has been a bad kristin
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
My breasts were aching with rage.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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