you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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