Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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